SEARCHX Astro-Archaeologist Job Pre-Posting Florida-based, Interstellar Travel Required SEARCH is pleased to announce the launch of SEARCHX, the planet’s first interstellar archaeology program. Our new Astro-Archaeologists are making a big bang in the industry—SEARCHX has already a landed lunar contract, and is in negotiations for missions to Mars and one expedition to Europa, a suburb of Jupiter. To keep up with soaring demand, SEARCHX will soon be looking for 321 zero gravity recruits to dig deep space. To perform this position successfully, candidates should possess: Master's degree in Archaeology, Astronomy, and Linguistics Ability to troubleshoot thermonuclear and/or cold fusion propulsion systems Experience forging favorable relationships with host communities Ability to commit to 15- to 30-year deployments without any guarantee of safe return Celestial navigation experience One successful summit to Everest, K2, or Denali Ability to sleep soundly without snoring Roller coaster enthusiasm Trampoline skill Passport Former astronauts and submarine veterans will...